Post by uxwfan4life on Sept 12, 2005 23:27:11 GMT -5
For anyone who might care this is posted on the uxw message board from Mr Big:
www.usaprowrestling.com
mr big
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Hostile Takeover Of UXW
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Rumor has it that Mr Big has purchased 5 contracts directly from UXW, in addition to already owning the contract of Hardrock Ken Sweeney. The rumor is true. I have, in fact spent a Big amount of cash, and for that kind of money, I made sure to protect and insure my Big investment with a special stipulation attached as a rider to the deal. The special stipulation is very simple-I, Mr Big, have been granted a NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP for any title in the UXW for any single competitor or tag team of my new aquisitions. I have one year in which to take advantage of this stip., but I'm not waiting! I will announce at Skate Safe America on 9/24/05 which member(s) of THE ENEMY will be fighting, and which championship he (or they) will be fighting for that very night. And now to my plans for the future of Hardrock Ken Sweeney---I am going to personally see to it that Sweeneymania lives again, starting 9/24/05. Hardrock is going to beat his opponent SOOOOO BAD, the slob will be able to take it off his taxes! And after that, I'm going get him a title shot! Elix Skipper-you're not BIG enough or hardcore enough, so if we beat you, even take your title, who are we really beating? So we're gonna skip Skipper. Mike "Kid" Kruel-you're a kid, and besides, you've been abused physically and and mentally by everybody in UXW, so if we beat you, even take your title, who are we really beating? So we're gonna be kind to Kruel. Now BALLS MAHONEY-you're another story entirely. You're certainly BIG enough, and rough enough, and tough enough, and as a matter of fact, the Heavyweight Championship belt you currently hold is just the accessory Hardrock Ken Sweeney needs to complete his outfit. It goes perfect with his leather jacket and steel toed boots. BALLS, I'm giving you fair warning, we're coming for that Heavyweight title and the belt that goes with it! And BALLS, you know Hardrock Ken Sweeney-you've worked with him and you've taught him. And soon you're gonna learn something from him, kind of like learning from the school of hard knocks! You're gonna find yourself caught between a HARDROCK and a hard place...when SWEENEYMANIA gets in your face!
www.usaprowrestling.com
mr big
Guest Posts: n/a
Hostile Takeover Of UXW
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Rumor has it that Mr Big has purchased 5 contracts directly from UXW, in addition to already owning the contract of Hardrock Ken Sweeney. The rumor is true. I have, in fact spent a Big amount of cash, and for that kind of money, I made sure to protect and insure my Big investment with a special stipulation attached as a rider to the deal. The special stipulation is very simple-I, Mr Big, have been granted a NUMBER ONE CONTENDERSHIP for any title in the UXW for any single competitor or tag team of my new aquisitions. I have one year in which to take advantage of this stip., but I'm not waiting! I will announce at Skate Safe America on 9/24/05 which member(s) of THE ENEMY will be fighting, and which championship he (or they) will be fighting for that very night. And now to my plans for the future of Hardrock Ken Sweeney---I am going to personally see to it that Sweeneymania lives again, starting 9/24/05. Hardrock is going to beat his opponent SOOOOO BAD, the slob will be able to take it off his taxes! And after that, I'm going get him a title shot! Elix Skipper-you're not BIG enough or hardcore enough, so if we beat you, even take your title, who are we really beating? So we're gonna skip Skipper. Mike "Kid" Kruel-you're a kid, and besides, you've been abused physically and and mentally by everybody in UXW, so if we beat you, even take your title, who are we really beating? So we're gonna be kind to Kruel. Now BALLS MAHONEY-you're another story entirely. You're certainly BIG enough, and rough enough, and tough enough, and as a matter of fact, the Heavyweight Championship belt you currently hold is just the accessory Hardrock Ken Sweeney needs to complete his outfit. It goes perfect with his leather jacket and steel toed boots. BALLS, I'm giving you fair warning, we're coming for that Heavyweight title and the belt that goes with it! And BALLS, you know Hardrock Ken Sweeney-you've worked with him and you've taught him. And soon you're gonna learn something from him, kind of like learning from the school of hard knocks! You're gonna find yourself caught between a HARDROCK and a hard place...when SWEENEYMANIA gets in your face!
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